Okay, so my penance for being so eager for vitamin D and sunshine has left me a bit itchy and pink.
And for all the perverts reading this, I WENT TANNING THIS MORNING.
But I must say, this new place makes my old place look completely pedestrian. The old place went out of business last May, and I still had 7, that's SEVEN sessions to use. Not happy.
BUT, as a "Beach Bum", I can choose my basting settings, music, fan speed, and the beds even spritz cold water on your face every 30 seconds! Much like the produce section at your local supermarket. I guess tanning has evolved. I actually got very excited when touring the facility and the machines that would render me "Native looking and sexy", as I like to put it.
Now if I just didn't feel so puffy, and look as if I fell asleep ground zero at an atomic weapons testing facility.